I Want to Leave UFO Abduction T-Shirt

Sick of the endless notifications, the 24/7 drama, the skyrocketing prices, traffic, small talk that never ends, and that one coworker who microwaves fish? Do you ever look up at the sky and think, "Just take me"?

Well friend, we hear you. We understand.

Introducing the "I Want To Leave" UFO Abduction shirt, the official shirt for those ready to nope out of this nonsense.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.